Holy NZ financial markets Batman

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Sat, 17 May 2025

For those old enough to recall the old Batman and Robin movies of the 1960s and 1970s or the comic books, they were full of strange exclamations from Robin, often starting with "Holy". Things like "Holy Toledo, Batman!" or "Holy Hole in a Doughnut, Batman!" Grok tells me there were more than 350 "Holy" phrases. Grab your Bat-cuffs, get to the Bat-pole, jump in the Batmobile, and hold on because this is all confusing and covers a lot of stuff. Gotham (the NZ Finance Industry) is changing fas...

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